did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The air was thick with penises
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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