idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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