"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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