You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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