I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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