You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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