theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Im part way to drunk.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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