Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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