Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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