If that was your dad, he is hot
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So vagazzling was a success
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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