I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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