i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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