so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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