you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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