North Korea, Best Korea!
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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