Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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