On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I think people are normalizing furries
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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