shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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