goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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