Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
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you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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