I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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