On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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