her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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