How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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