Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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