all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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