He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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