he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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