I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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