I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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