Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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