its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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