Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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