You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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