question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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