just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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