Joe is yelling at the trees again.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he fucked my hip out of place.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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