seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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