I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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