So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so let's talk penis.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I want to fling myself into the sun
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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