Yo dont text me then not text me
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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