when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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