yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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