Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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