I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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