So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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