How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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