We're like a lot better than the average bears
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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