...so i touched it.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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