My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
But I just had this pork pāté. It was dick grabbing.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. Iād pick his dick. That good!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was āTits On A Stickā.
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